"I like to drive, I'm skillful at it and I do it aggressively. I don't mean I scream at people or flash them the finger. I simply go about my passage swiftly and silently with a certain, deliberate, dark efficiency. In the land of the unassertive, the aggressive man is king." - George Carlin
“Anything not done in moderation will kill you. Butter killed my uncle. My aunt smeared it on the stairs, but still.” – Lord Carret